Seventy flavours of coffee. Only five will survive.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
I think they want us to pick up where they left off
dad went to the factory…he hasnt been home in a few days
why do we always end up here
what if every god in every religion exists
like egyptian, hindu, and greek gods alike are all chillin on some clouds
and since every deity has something to control in the mortal world they get into fights on whos turn it is to do the job since there’s more than one
“Helios it’s my turn to rise the sun”
“Ra for the last fucking time you did it last week”
(Source: keepingitupwiththekenways)
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
“Not-a-single-lady Canada”, I just lost it.
(Source: hoechlin-obrien)
watching terrible things happen in other fandoms
(Source: hoechlin-obrien)
Okay guys I need help my brother in law says the Impala, yes, BABY is a piece of shit car and NO ONE likes it because four door cars aren’t cool. PLEASE reblog this to show how…
prompt: summer
I have been remiss in drawing wee!Stiles and Scott, and this was the perfect excuse to do so. PLUS, I HAVE JUST BEEN HAVING A LOT OF BROTP FEELS LATELY, OK?
(Source: narcissenoire)
we went on splash mountain today
We’re in a stable relationship
I’m surprised you weren’t asked to leave for all that horsing around in the front
There is nothing about this picture that isn’t quality
like despite the couple in the front there’s the guy absolutely freaking out about them kissing and trying to protect jane crocker’s innocence
there’s those two people behind them that absolutely cannot believe what they’re looking at
and then there’s the guy in the back who is waiting for jesus to take him away from all this nonsense
I can take care of myself.
(Source: merlinemryspendragon)
deer noises
gun shot noises
panicked deer noises
man yelling god dammit in the distance
Stiles in Season 3 || trailer S3 || preview S3
OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I JUST WATCHED THE TRAILER FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I AM SO FUCKING STRESSED OUT NOW
“Where are you going?”
Allison turns slowly, looking at Stiles who’s standing at the bottom of the stairs. She has been trying to leave as quietly as possible, but it seems that Stiles has still been awake to hear the keys turn in the door. She adjusts her bag on her shoulder.
“Is it because of Scott.” It’s not a question, the way Stiles says it. Allison tenses.
“He’s in over his head. I trust in his abilities, but following their pack into the woods alone, for a treaty… that’s madness! He could get himself killed!” Allison knows that Scott wouldn’t approve of her plan. But she will not sit at home and wait helplessly for him to return to safety.
Stiles steps closer, tilting his chin up slightly.
“And you think getting yourself killed by recklessly encroaching on werewolf territory, Alpha territory no less, is any better?”
“What do you want, Stiles?” Allison grits her teeth. She won’t let him stop her. She won’t let him keep her from bringing Scott back alive.
But to her surprise he’s not trying to stop her. Stiles moves closer, pulling his car keys from his hoodie pocket.
“I’m coming with you.”
Allison stares at him.
“Why…why are you helping me with this? You could die!”
Stiles smiles slightly, shrugging.
“Because for him, it’s worth it.”
She’s silent after these words.
There’s really nothing she can add to it.
side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD